[Platapus]

My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke


To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke


For when I'm "here" I'm wondering
If I really should be "there"


And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!



Often times I walk into a room,
Say "what am I here for?"


I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.



At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!


The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!



When shopping I may see someone,
Say "Hi" and have a chat,


Then, when the person walks away
I think, "now who was that?"



Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,


And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.



Written by someone I can't remember