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Tuesday
I forgot my door key after a heavy session at the pub one night. I took off my brand new jeans as the house had just been painted... I was going to have to squeeze in through a side window that I knew how to get open. I was halfway in when the light came on and there was my little old mum in her dressing gown & slippers looking up at me
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You're lucky she didn't call the police!!!
