Some schoolboys are talking about what they did on their school holidays.
"I got outside upstairs with big Janice". Says one.
The next kid says, "that's nothin'. I got inside upstairs with Betty Joe".
The last kid, thin, spotty, and really nerdy, says " ha ha I beat youse both. I got inside downstairs round the back with the Headmaster's wife."
"What???!!!! Bull____". His 2 mates say.
"No, it's true" he says. "She gave me sixpence to carry a bag of coal down to her basement coal cellar".
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