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Originally Posted by STEED
Was it cold yesterday? Yes it was, freezing my backside off doing overtime. And next week looks like the Arctic is dropping by for a week! Wrap up folks its going to be a cold one.
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GEORDIE TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
25degC:
Italians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Geordies sunbathe.
15degC:
Cockneys try to turn the heating on.
Geordies plant gardens.
5degC:
Italian cars won't start.
Geordies drive with the windows down.
Zero:
Distilled water freezes.
River Tyne water gets a bit thicker.
-5degC:
Cockneys shiver uncontrollably.
Geordies have the last barbecue before it gets cold.
-10degC:
Cockney landlords finally turn on the heat.
Geordies put on a jumper.
-20degC
Cockneys fly away to Carribean.
Geordies entertain themselves by licking drainpipes.
-30degC:
Cockneys cease to exist.
Geordies get out their winter coats.
-40degC:
White Cliffs of Dover disintegrate.
Geordie Scouts begin bob-a-job week.
-50degC:
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Geordie Venture Scouts postpone Outward Bound camping trips until it gets
cold enough to be a challenge.
-60degC:
Mt. Etna freezes.
Geordies rent some videos.
-70degC:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Geordies get frustrated when they can't thaw their Newcy Brown.
-180degC:
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Geordie women complain about men with cold hands.
-273degC:
ALL atomic motion stops.
Geordies start saying...."Cold enuff for ya, like?"
-500degC:
Hell freezes over.
Newcastle United win the Premiership.