[Kapitan]

I was on a bus today going to pay my water bill when i came over real bad with chest pains, so i went to my doctor local GP centre which was close by when it happend.

I started getting pains in my chest and going giddy, its not the first time ive had these pains but it was the first time i came over real bad, the doc took one look and said hospital.

he offerd the ambulance but i declined, so i went waited not long either tribute to the NHS, now they took heart moniter thing and found my heart rate was very high and they thought i was having a stroke / heart attack luckily i wasnt, but they took x rays and blood tests and then found i have jaundis (sp)

So my question is to you what is it !?