I believe that the US, nay, the entire civilized world needs to take immediate action concerning a dastardly plot. Think of the children
But first, lets establish an understanding
1. This is the season, we in the US, call Christmas -- fact
2. It is traditional during Christmas to exchange gifts -- fact
3. It is also traditional that these gifts are wrapped -- fact
Then why are manufacturers allowed to market products in packages that are not rectangular!!!!!!
How are we supposed to wrap them



I don't care how trendy your product is, put in a box... a rectangular box.
Not a Scalene triangle, not a Trapezoid, neither a Nonagon nor a Dodecagon. And for the love of all that we hold sacred, nothing spherical or with any curves
A rectangular box. That's all that I am asking for. A little mercy from the manufacturers.
It is time to take a stand against this insidious practice.
If necessary I will take it to the US Supreme Court!
(yes I was wrapping Christmas presents last night) 