Reminds me of a story my boss told me about what this toy store worker told him:
Late in the afternoon on xmas eve just before the shop closed, a man came running in desperately looking for a pressie for his son, and asked the worker for help. After a few fails and high pitched "no!"s as the worker looked at overtime, they settled on a hockey stick. Fine. The guy working there asked if the man wanted it wrapped in gift paper and the man replied
"Oh, that would be nice but... can you wrap it so it doesn't look like a hockey stick?"
Sure thing, the guy fetched a saw and cut the bloody thing in two, wrapped it in paper and the man was so shocked he paid and left with the gift. Ho ho flippin ho.
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