[Ducimus]

Originally Posted by The Noob

@Ducimus
Are you american? I don't have to discuss politics with a Bush loving manipulatet Person. And thats like you sound.

If i can have one too, yes.

Personally i hope america and Iran both get Nuked in the Process of the Upcoming war.

You sure are drawing up a whole lot of assumptions.

First of all, i hate bush. But im also not stupid. Ive been around the world enough to realize that you just cant hand over some things to some countries. That metphorical knife, you'd be an idiot to hand one over to the mass murder the example i use. The object is to let allow that conflict to start to begin with. Weather you also have a knife is irrelvant, because you've set the stage for a fight that you'd rather not have to begin with.


I can tell you love Americans a whole lot. Guess what, your not really hurting my feelings. After 7 years in the military, ive heard it all. Words alone can't relate the joy of staring down an enemy that threatens to destroy a people, and have that people turn around and say, "**** you GI", or "Yankee go home" to my face, as if i really wanted to sit in their rat ****hole of a country to begin with. Or being denied service in a resturant or store, simply because im an American. So, ive heard it all, if slamming americans makes you feel good, go for it, its very fashionable these days.

Personnaly i would love it if we went back to isolationism. Stopped bying all forign, get our own craftsmanship back up to standards, and start buying american again. The following really sums how how i feel, and if such a man were to run for president he'd have my vote in a heartbeat.

My fellow Americans:

As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.

The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, Norway and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.


In the future, together with Congress, I will work to cut taxes and solve some local problems. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.



To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. You, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.



I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow, or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty--starting now.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.

Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying darn tootin'.

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.


It is time to cut taxes here because we will not be spending on other people's problems.

To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead. God bless America. Thank you and good night.