Moira's become really bad at remembering to send birthday cards lately (usually those for my family). Last week she told me she'd forgotten to send one to my brother-in-law, and yesterday she told me she also just forgot my sister-in-law.
So this afternoon I went to TESCO to get a Belated Birthday card for her, and (would you believe it) they didn't have any! By now I was so furious with the world that I bought a Sorry You Are Leaving card, crossed out the "You Are Leaving" and scrawled underneath "Moira Forgot Your Birthday". Then inside, beneath where it said "We wish you well", I added "And we hope you get a birthday card on time next year".
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