A blond guy is driving down a highway when he spots another blond person, in a canoe, busily rowing. In the middle of a empty field. He lets out an expletive, slams the brakes, and pulls over. "Just what do you think you're doing?!" He demands. "YOU, SIR, ARE THE REASON WE BLONDS ARE SEEN AS STUPID! HAVE YOU A BRAIN? HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!" The canoe guy practically melts in the face of such fury. The first blond man gives the second a withering glare. "If I could swim, I'd go out there and punch you myself!"
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