A couple from Montreal decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to
thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they
had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that
the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow
him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the
hotel.
There, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an email back in
Montreal. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address
and sent the email without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was
a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a
heart attack. The widow checked her email, expecting messages from relative
and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the
floor.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw
the computer screen which read:
TO: MY LOVING WIFE
FROM: YOUR DEPARTED HUSBAND
SUBJECT: I'VE ARRIVED
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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