Let's see...
He's friendly.
The loves everybody.
If he doesn't love somebody, it's probably for a good reason.
Everybody loves him.
If somebody doesn't love him, they're probably not worth knowing.
He's very low-maintenance.
He'll never lie to you.
He'll never spend your money recklessly.
He may poop in your yard, but hey, nobody's perfect.
He can be bribed for a steak, but there's not much he could do for you except be your friend. No corruption there.
What's not to love? I'd vote for him.
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