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...EDIT: Hay now that would be a study to see! 1 F-22A vs. as many of another fighter that could be purchased for its cost. :hmm: 
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Reminds me of a favorite joke, the punch line of which is, "It's a trick, General! There's two of 'em!" 
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Never heard that one. Care to recite it?
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Ok, but two disclaimers first. One, please excuse the fact that it's totally off topic. Two, "Yankees" might not like it (this can be corrected by making substitutions where appropriate). Alrighty then....
Sherman begins his famous "March to the Sea" and heads out of Atlanta. About the time he reaches Stone Mountain, a scout rides up and says that he's spotted a Reb up on the ridge. Sherman orders one of his best riflemen to go after him. After a while, when the man fails to return, he sends a team of skirmishers. Later still, when they fail to return, he sends a whole platoon. After several hours, one man, badly wounded, staggers back down and falls to the ground at Sherman's feet, gasping for air. "It's a trick, General!" he says. "There's two of 'em!"
Yeah, I know, it's not very funny  (it's Lewis Grizzard's, not mine). But you asked. :P
Cheers 
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hehe. I think I have heard that one before but I think it had to do with an Army ranger going aganst wave after wave of Marines... or maybe it was the other way around.
EDIT: Found them here:
http://www.military-quotes.com/jokes/index.htm
But my favorite has to be the one with the Navy Admiral, the Air Force, Army and Marine Generals on the repelling wall trying to figure out whose men are the bravest.

That one can be found here:
http://www.military-quotes.com/jokes...ry-jokes-2.htm (center of the page) incase you never heard it.