If you could have a super power, what would it be?
After watching the Xmen 3 and Superman returns trailers, my kids asked me that. I told them, my power would be the power to mentally invoke uncontrollable diarrhea on my foe. Imagine facing off with the Green Goblin or somebody.... as soon as they raise a hand to me: "Uh,...oh... ooohh, I gotta go, I'll get you later!" Goblin runs in shame.
Imagine I'm trying to get a good parking space and some guy tries to cut me off....
Imagine one of my co-workers in a meeting tries to take credit for some of my accomplishments....
I don't know why but my kids thought this was a riot. "Yeah," my 11 year old replies, "but Dad, that means Diaper Man would be your arch-foe".