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Old 03-28-17, 03:59 PM   #2
Sailor Steve
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My friend Rocky liked to talk about his uncles, several of whom were criminals. He told me once about an uncle who hit a vending machine operator and stole several bags full of quarters. When Rocky visited him in jail, the uncle couldn't understand how they caught him so quickly.

"Maybe somebody reported you paying a fancy hotel bill with quarters?"




On the other hand, there are over 200,000 unsolved murders in the United States alone, dating to the 1960s. And that's just murders.
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