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lol
tbh I don't care much for what peeps get up to behind closed doors, but do try and keep it out of public office and in your own time please, and if you get cought with your pants around your ankles and the troops at attention don't lie about it it just makes you look like a tit. Plus folk tend to make a big thing about politicians lying- I wonder why...
edit: about the cricket article- Fold-out bed, mmmm classy!