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Originally Posted by Platapus
I wonder how many holes-in-one he gets every game? 19?
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Not only did he get 19 holes-in-one, he did by only teeing off at the first tee; he hit the ball with such manly strength (impressive with such small hands) that the ball landed in the cup on the first hole, proceeded to bounce out of the cup, then bounce into all the other cups down the course, finally bouncing in, out and back into the last cup, completing the 19 holes-in-one. This will be known as the greatest ever golf game ever played,
ever, period!, and not only will all the previous Master's champions willingly give up their blazers to the Great Orange Lord, Tom Brady, humbled by such a great show of athletic prowess, will willingly offer up his MVP trophy and the Lombardi trophy in tribute and acknowledgement...
So, do you think I have a shot at being Sean Spicer's speechwriter, or do I lack the necessary hyperbole and ignorance of the facts?...
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