Ok, time to grab the ball again.
“Brazilians are either footballers or transvestites!”
“How dare you! My wife is from Brazil”.
“Oh really? For which team does she play?”
How long takes a football match between Colombia and Jamaica?
Not a minute, the Colombians snort the white lines and the Jamaicans smoke the grass.
Why does the Turkish team never end a game with all of its players?
As soon as they get a corner, one of them opens up a kebab shop.
Comment on "doping in football":
"Doping in football makes no sense. The players need the stuff”.
Why has the world cup 2006 to take place in Germany?
If they had to qualify, the Germans could not participate.
Sign reading at the Arnhem zoo I visited on Labour's day on Monday:
.Slecht ter been, Stoel te leen".
My conclusion: it must be an old Dutch football saying.
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