Yup, don't you know that on 20th January Obama is going to declare the Republican party outlawed and send the UN in to arrest every Republican in the US, then herd you all into the FEMA death camps where his specially trained dentists will...drill? I don't know, I never understood that stupid conspiracy theory anyway.
But yes, just watch, we're under every bed, behind every lamp-post...you thought that McCarthy got us all, but he didn't, and when you least expect it, we will take all your guns away and melt them down into one giant statue of Osama Bin Laden which will become US president for life.
(I think I covered all the bases there, anyone feel free to add anything I've forgotten)
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