Obviously the time to strike is now.
Finnish hegemony in winter sports over the years, not to mention the use of double vowels in virtually every unpronounceable Finnish word, is a policy that cannot be allowed to spread!
Finnish weapons of mass destruction (i.e., cloning Finnish PM Tarja Halonen) into a vast, unstopable army of Conan O'Brien's threatens the Nordic balance of power-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_obrien
Yours, Mike