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Onkel Neal
And when you start working for Wal-mart (or whatever job you get), be
super proactive
, do an excellent job, go beyond what is asked of you,
always show up on time and don't miss work
. You'll be a manager within a year.
That goes without saying for any job you get-if the man's willin' to buy your time. $tatus doesn't count here; I've held positions from highest to lowest; golf-course caddy to real estate appraiser, to Fed. housing Lt. to owning an eighteen-wheeler and never been late or missed a day in 51 years (knock on wood-weather permitting)
On three occasions, the bosses have even given me the day-off with PAY! just for being the most reliable S.O.B! The boss's madness has method: The kids, usually one-third my age and a little slack, get the point. I'm essentially a 'fire and forget': the current boss ( I haven't actually
seen
one in 13 years) sends me out by phone and
doesn't
have to wonder if it'll get done. The old Boy Scout ethos at work BBY! ATTN Rockstar; I hope that's not
Auto Zone
I get called out to those ....
after
they've been robbed!
Keep the cash tills with minimum amounts at all times and big ad posters on the front windows.
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