Subject: ILLEGAL ALIENS (KEY word is ILLEGAL)
HUMAN EVENTS ONLINE
By: Mac Johnson
May 1st is better known as the Marxist holiday of May Day.
This May Day campaign will consist of yet more anti-law-enforcement marches and a nationwide boycott of shopping.
The aim of the boycott is to demonstrate the purchasing power of the 11 million ILLEGAL immigration criminals demanding amnesty.
The boycott will also include a general strike by immigration criminals, who are being encouraged to skip work that day.
Now it appears that illegal aliens are here to just skip the jobs that
no American is willing to skip.
If the boycott and strike are successful, this means that May 1 will be A DAY WITHOUT ILLEGAL ALIENS! Lines will be shorter. Clerks will all speak English. Businesses that have been honest enough to hire LEGAL residents will be poised to finally enjoy a competitive advantage!
It will be morning again in America.
EVERY American should make a point to get out and support those
businesses and counteract the criminal boycott movement.
SPEND like a congressman!
Heck, spend like Teddy Kennedy on a junket to a distillery or a
convention!
SPEND in freedom!
Order in a mall or SPEND at a Wal-Mart near you!
I hereby declare May 1 to be a national holiday --
Conservative Shopping Day!
Show the doubters that a day without illegal aliens is not a crisis,
it's just a good start!
SPREAD the word!
Forward this notice or send out your own.
Let it be shouted, in clear unaccented English, from every mountaintop and blog: SPEND, GRINGOS, SPEND!
Lastly, be sure to make note of which businesses can still function on a day without illegal aliens, so that you can patronize them everyday for a long time.
Let's turn the day without illegal aliens into an everyday thing.
TO THE WAL-MART, COMRADES!
Mr. Johnson, a writer and medical researcher in Cambridge, MA., is a regular contributor to Human Events. His column generally appears on Mondays.
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