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Originally Posted by speed150mph

Nyet comrade, it's even better then gulag. Heck, we can even take submarine to american coast and let them look through pariscope to see capitalist freedom to tease them. We shall call it "project 975 improved gulag-in-tin-can"

Comrade propaganda officer... Your pardon excellency but there R a few problems! Problem one: even getting to America....The navigator is a Chechnyan idiot! AND...The political officer cultivates favor by making homemade vodka which unfortunately nearly killed the crew as the bags of cut-rate fermented potatoes came from an illicit nuclear death-zone Chernobyl farmer market:
As for looking through the periscope...that privilege is bartered by the officers and as the economy is thin right now due to sanctions by Capitalist imperial western dogs, teasing anyone with a view of proletariat heaven will not work!