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Old 07-28-16, 10:49 AM   #8942
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A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his father he has a part in the play.

He asks, "What part is it?"

The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband."

The father scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."
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