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so Kiwi, tell us about the 'witness protection program' down under
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Well first they took me to there protection house which turned out to be a tent in the bush. Then they gave me a protection dog which turned out to be a poodle, and lastly i was told by the head of protection who had a close resemblance to "Mr Bean" that the gun i will receive was from his private collection - An Air rifle!.
