A Londoner and a gentleman of the old school found himself one gusty day at London's East End. Holding onto his hat for dear life he walked up this road when he eyed a young woman in high heels, a thin blouse and a short skirt walking the opposite direction, towards him. Just as the woman got close, a gust of wind lifted her skirt and revealed she wasn't wearing anything underneath. Blushing, the gentleman looked away while saying "my, it IS airy today, isn't it?" to which the young lady replied
"Well what did you bloody expect? Feathers?"
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