Here I was thinking that you had developed your own Captain Ranking Analysis Program, only to find out the Subsim High Intensity Tallying method was actually the product of two rocket scientists from NASA.
Well, I must admit that it was a smart move to get your golfing buddies to do the work for you. They probably aren't even Sub-simmers...just a brief exercise in random creativity for them, I'll venture.
BTW, if this "paradoxical flux" results in punishment, may I volunteer to get stuck in an Aussie cathouse and miss the tide? Been there, done that and wouldn't mind repeating the experience.
Sink 'em all Neal.