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Originally Posted by Abraham
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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens
Funny how there doesn't seem to be any Americans in heaven  |
It's stricktly an European joke, European countries making a fool of each other.
Get out of our heaven/hell!
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European jokes like this:
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH:
1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound like a homo
2. It's easy being a soap dodger
3. You get to eat ****ty little things like snails and frog's legs
4. You know what you are ordering in expensive restaurants
5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
6. You can test your own nuclear weapons far away from your own doorstep
7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
8. If there's a war you can surrender really early
9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just **** in a hole
10. People think you're a great lover even when you're crap
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH:
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
2. Warm beer
3. You get to confuse Yanks with the rules of cricket
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
5. Union Jack underpants
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
7. Puts you in with a chance of bedding Joan Collins
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not
9. Ditto changing underwear
10. Beats being Welsh,
11. Or Scottish
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH:
1. You can be mistaken for a Mexican all over North America
2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees
3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc.
4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans
5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing
6. Hard to get the women into bed without marrying them ...
7. ... and twice as hard still if you're not a Catholic
8. In fact, the only sure way is to dress up in silly too-tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls
9. You get to eat bulls' testicles
10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.