Quite an old man.
An old man and his woman were on a cruise. The weather was stormy and as they were standing on the back of the boat a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. The crew searched for days but couldn't find her so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
After a period of three weeks the old man finally got a fax from the boat. It read:
"Sir, it is with deep regret to inform you that we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. Upon bringing her up to the deck we noticed an oyster attached to her very most private part. Inside it was a pearl worth $50,000. Please advise."
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
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