As the old British saying goes, 'Thank God they're on our side.'
AARSEpedia has some useful advice about them:
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Unlike the British squaddie after nine pints of Stella, Johnny Gurkha remains approachable and likeable and shows no sign of the usual wear & tear associated with going on the lash - a skill no doubt learnt from wizened old monks high above the snowline of the Himalayas. Do not engage in the following:
- A fight - you will lose. You may possibly end up in the cooked meat section in Sainsbury's at 45p/lb.
- A drinking competition - see above without the Sainsbury's
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