Two factory workers are having a chat.
"I can make the boss give me the day off", says the woman.
The man replies, "And how are you going to do that?"
"Just wait and see", says the woman.
After a while the boss comes in. The woman sees him and she hangs upside-down from the roof.
"What are you doing?!", says the boss.
"I'm a light bulb.", says the woman.
The boss then replies, "You must have been working too hard and you've gone crazy. Take the rest of the day off."
The woman leaves and the man follows her.
"Where are you going?", says the boss.
The man says, "I'm going home. I can't work in the dark."
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"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." - Michael Jordan
"You don't even care. That's how much an impact the three-point shot has and it's evidenced by how everybody plays... There's no basketball anymore, there's no beauty in it. It's pretty boring. But it is what it is and you need to work with it." - Greg Popovich
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