A few short jokes i read in a forum.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then i changed my mind.
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- What is a prisoner's favourite punctuation mark?
- The period. It marks the end of his sentence.
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"I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers which can't be questioned." - Richard P. Feynman [1918/1988]
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." - Michael Jordan
"You don't even care. That's how much an impact the three-point shot has and it's evidenced by how everybody plays... There's no basketball anymore, there's no beauty in it. It's pretty boring. But it is what it is and you need to work with it." - Greg Popovich
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