Taliban bomb slayer kills 69, intentionally targetting Christians.
German bishop Margot Käßmann, female, divorced, and caught and sentenced for driving drunk and blessed with neither a brain nor the desire to have gotten one, tells Germans on Easter Sunday that they "should meet terrorism with Christian love", for this would be a provocation.
She reminds me of a joke. It goes like this:
Hell has its annual open day, and the devil himself leads around a group of visitors soon to die and who have not yet decided whether they should book their residence for the afterlife in heaven or in hell. He leads them around, and the visitors are stunned: there is tabledance bars and classical ballet, museum and jazz jam sessions, green meadows to play Golf and sunny parks to run picnics, beautiful natural ressorts to camp in, and whatever the heart desires: it is there, all all the inhabitants' desires get fulfilled by magic immediately. The guests are enthusiastic about hell, and the devil says "This is the real hell, everyone appreciates being here, its always like this, no hooks, no traps, you must love it, so enjoy your stay!" - Then they pass by a somewhat forsaken road leading into a darkness, its cold and the wind is howling, rain clouds everywhere, its desolate, and and from the distant shadows, where grey fog is hanging in the air, they hear heart-breaking crying and yellings of pain, and the atmosphere of despair around is so thick that you could take a knife and literally cut slices out of it. A visitor from the guided tour, slightly irritated, asks the devil "What is this a place?" And the devil looks down the alley, shrugs his shoulders and says: "Oh, that? That'S nothing, just the reserved corner for the Christians, we do not know why but they prefer it their way."