The Awkward Situation:
I was once an Army Cadet Platoon Sergeant (kind of a Dad's Army for boys) and returning to the drill hall from manouevres one Summer evening, we approached a layabout who called out "Left-right-left-right". I halted the platoon and walked up to him, getting right inside his personal space.
I had no idea what his reaction might be, but he calmly lit up a fag and walked away...
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