I'm 75% Texan fair enough for spending nearly a year of my life at Lackland AFB and then Sheppard AFB up in Wichita Falls.
I remember during basic at Lackland two drunken San Antonio residents passed out in our drill pad. Needless to say they got a rude awakening when every TI in the squadron made a circle around the two and started yelling. They jumped up and ran away towards the main gate so fast.
