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Old 01-29-16, 08:43 AM   #8596
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Zoo keeper says to Paddy, "The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider it for 500 pounds?".

Paddy replies, "I will on 3 conditions:

1st I'm not going to kiss it.

2nd my family must never know.

3rd I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"
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