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Old 01-26-16, 10:06 PM   #1
dashyr
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Default My first day as a 100 percent realism masochist.

*Looking through periscope*
Come closer... closer.... yeah that's it... Now keep going next to be dead beauty....
*CRASH, SCREEECsssSHSHSH, BOM.*
THE HELL IS THAT!? Collision?!?
*Got rammed by an escort because I was too focused on target.*

*Starts to dive*

Repairman: Flooding sir!

-_-'... Don't stay here looking at me and go repair it! We can't surface now!

Repairman: Seriously, I never work unless you order me to!

I JUST did.

Repairman:.....in the menu.

-_-' *Quits*

Day 2

*Manages to shake them, goes back to base and fire the guy.*

......I just have too much imagination or I seriously need a life.
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