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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005
A bit on the rude side but hey were all adults huh? This is very funny down under as us kiwi's and aussies always fling sheep jokes at each other.  |
It does seem to be a running theme: This one was told to me by an Ozzie oil-worker friend of mine:
An Australian gentleman was in New Zealand one day and decided to see some of the countryside. As he was walking past a field he glanced over to see a farmer making 'The Beast' with a sheep.
"Hey mate," the Australian called out. "Where i come from, we sheer them!"
"So what?" The farmer called back. " 'Round here we don't share these buggers with anyone!"
Yes, well. Sound jokes don't work so well written down, do they?
You should probably read it with an Australian accent!