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Old 01-18-16, 04:00 PM   #8556
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Nervously, I sat waiting for the psychic. All of a sudden, he burst in:

"You hate your life, every day is a drag and you can't wait for death."

"That's exactly right," I said, "but you've only just come in, how do you know all that?"

"Easy" he replied, "I've just seen your wife in the waiting room."
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