A businessman is trying to find out how smart his employees are.
He first calls his engineer.
- What is the sum of 1+1?
- What kind of question is this, boss? It's 2.
Then he calls his lawyer.
- What is the sum of 1+1?
- It is 2, unless the law says otherwise.
Finally, he calls his accountant.
- So, tell me. What is the sum of 1+1?
- As much as you like, boss.
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