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I think this thread is headed toward umbrella control:
Benefits:

• Excellent long range, can strike weapons or weapons bearing arms, hands etc.
• Can swing out wide extending with one arm or can be held close with two hands and thrusted
• Can use to keep attacker away, enabling time to call for help
• Can keep multiple attackers at bay, at least for some time
• Can be used in stabbing/thrusting motion to strike with the tip
• Can be used as impact weapon
• Common benign item
• Can be taken even on aircraft
• Used for offence and defence/blocking
• Can be carried in public places
• VERY strong
• There are lots of systems that teach stick fighting of similar lengths to the umbrella so you can gain proficiency
• Can keep rain off you and a friend

Disadvantages:

• Can be odd on bright sunny days
• Some can feel awkward carrying around an umbrella
• Can be cumbersome to carry around at first
• Can be seen as 'uncool' http://www.amazon.com/Standard-Unbreakable-Umbrella-Walking-Self-Defense/dp/B00C2TI14E I know Steed will be looking into one of these in honor of his namesake!