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Old 01-04-16, 06:59 AM   #8503
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I asked a girl I was chatting to on the internet if she fancied meeting up.

She said, "I'm not sure.... What if you're some weirdo? I've never even seen you!"

"Wierdo? Don't be daft!" I replied. "Shall we meet by the Burger King in town at, say, seven?"

"Oh... Go on then!" she said. "I'll be wearing denim jeans and a yellow top so you can spot me."

"Fantastic!" I replied. "I'll be in a leather gimp suit and pink high heels."
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