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Old 12-18-15, 09:26 AM   #8468
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A couple were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas.
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do"
He said " You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace.
I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you "

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up; "Yes, I do remember that shop" she replied..

"Well I’m in the pub next to that."
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