It's all a fake! And I have the reasons why!
-35 years ago, I read in a textbook from 1959 that the Van Halen Belts contained deadly radiation that would kill anything in them.
-I heard on a TV show that rendezvous in orbit is hard. So they couldn't have done it, unless they climbed up to the command module from the rope that was hanging out of it.
-If Apollo 13 really exploded, the astronauts would have died.
-It's 250 degrees on the Moon, so the astronauts would melt. This is also why NASA is covering up liquid water on the Moon, since its wicked witch-like astronauts would obviously melt from the water.
-My Uncle Betty says that his aunt's cousin's wife's roommate’s former acquaintance said that he didn't think we landed on the Moon.
-Neil Armstrong didn't fly all the missions.
-Nixon had Kennedy shot by Castro because he knew that we couldn't land on the Moon. Nixon was elected president the next day.
-On Apollo 10, the booster "POGO"ed. But the pogo stick was invented in 1919, so they should have been able to solve this problem.
-On Apollo 9 the rocket was hit by lightning 8 times. But everyone knows that thunder is faster than lightning, so the astronauts would have heard thunder before the lightning hit.
-On the Moon, there's no air to support combustion. Therefore, the lunar rover couldn't go.
-Once I weighted a feather and dropped it and it dropped just as fast as a hammer, proving that the experiment from Apollo 22 was faked.
-Oxygen turns into a different kind of oxygen when it leaves the Earth's atmosphere, so you couldn't breathe it.
-Russian rockets don't fall over because they're wider at the bottom.
-Someone told me once that the lunar module should have created a crater underneath it. But someone else told me it didn't. So it couldn't have landed.
-The Apollo Conical Space Capsule (tm) couldn't have carried enough fuel to continuously fire the engine for all two weeks of the mission.
-The Apollo Conical Space Capsule (tm) was 13 feet wide. The parachutes were 80 feet wide.
-The rocket couldn't have flown because as everyone knows, tall things tend to tip over, and the moment the tower released it the rocket would have fallen on it's side. That's why the space shuttle is so big and fat - it's more stable.
-The technology was so bad back then they couldn't even figure out how to put microphones in the helmets. That's why they used gold foil to cover the face, as the pictures and movies are of stunt doubles. The real astronauts were off to the side recording
-There is no Sun on the Moon, otherwise the sky wouldn't appear to be black.
-There isn't any gravity on the Moon, so time would stop flowing and create an oxbow lake.
-There's no air in space to hold the dust grains on the lunar surface apart, so it should have compacted into a hard, rough, hard material.
-There's no gas on the Moon, so the astronauts would have had no way to refuel the rover.
-There's nothing for rockets to push against in space. I tried jumping in midair but I couldn't, proving that rockets couldn't move in space.
-Tom Hanks was able to fake it. I couldn't tell the difference.
-We never landed on the moon because Tony's mom said "there's an goddamned man down there at the water cooler who says NASA never landed on the Moon. Everyone was talking about it ... I just didn't know what to say!"