11-26-15, 12:39 PM
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Lucky Jack 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Down Town UK
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"I'm going to kill you, you're dead. Die! Die!"
Quote:
Police: We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?
Male: I don't know what you're talking about, I live alone.
Police: Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit.
Police: Come on mate, what have you done to her?
Male: It was a spider.
Police: Sorry??
Male: It was a spider, a really big one!!
Police: What about the woman screaming?
Male: Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders.
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mans-noisy...7.html#4hImVrs
Gave me a good laugh. 
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