I have a cell phone. It rings. Nothin' fancy, just rings. The other thing I think is silly is the camera phone/mp3 player. I mean, sometimes I wonder if anybody uses their phone to talk on. :P
Oh well. In America we do lots of sensible things. For instance, we don't improve the quality of mass transportation, we just make being trapped in the car more luxurious. So kick back, crank up that air conditioning, pop in a DVD, book dinner reservations with the satellite, and for heaven's sake, keep burnin' that oil!
