High Priest: The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn at best. It indicates that, we are "here" and our next Pharaoh is over there, near some ... tents.
Bender: (shouting; from reeds) Those are waves, jackass. It's supposed to be a river!
[The slaves murmur to each other.]
Fry: Hey. I think I know who the next Pharaoh is!
Leela: Oh, Lord!
High Priest: We hear your voice, oh, great Pharaoh. Reveal yourself to us.
[Bender stands up.]
Bender: Behold! I have emerged from the place of spells and fairies!
High Priest: It is he. Just as the Wall of Prophecy prophesied. [He points at Bender's imprinted face on the wall.] Long live Pharaoh Bender!
[All the slaves except Fry and Leela bow.]
Slaves: (chanting) Long live Pharaoh Bender!
Leela: This society is a bunch of idiots.
[Scene: Outside Pharaoh's Palace. The High Priest and priests stand on a balcony addressing the slaves.]
High Priest: People of Osiris 4, please welcome a man who started as a slave but worked his way up to Lord of All Creation! Our new Pharaoh, Bender!
[The crowd cheers and Bender dances out to a riff of The Bangles' Walk Like An Egyptian.]
Bender: Citizens of Me! The cruelty of the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past. [The crowd cheers.] Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land.
[The crowd cheers then realises what he has said.]
Leela: What did he say?
Bender: Hear the word of Pharaoh. Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion. One billion cubits in height ... [The priests gasp.] ... that I might be remember-ed for all eternity. And be quick about it!
REMEMBER ME