Some more great Zapp quotes:
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
I hate these filthy neutrals, Kif! With enemies, you know where they stand, but with neutrals—who knows. It sickens me.
Fly the white flag of war!
One day a man has everything. The next day he blows up a 400 billion dollar space station. And the next day he has nothing. It makes you think.
Rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock! And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper! And, bring me a rock!
When I'm in command, every mission's a suicide mission!
What troubles you, Leela? Is it something I can send wave after wave of my own men at?
Captain's journal. Stardate ... uh ... April 13.2. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it.
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