As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces,
"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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