http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b06462a13bafdf
This is funny as hell, although I really hope this guy is not actually using these notes in real life. He may find "funny, creative" notes coming back to him, a la "Dear Father, I am the school administrator and in a series of calamitous setbacks, your son has been expelled. We like to think of this as setting him free...."
